Printers Suck!
Today I spent the better part of five hours trying to get a Kyocera KM-C2520 KX network printer to work. It was an arduous, and ultimately futile task, and has only served to re-enforce my animosity towards PC printers.
That’s not to say that all printers are bad. Some work—out of the box even. But as far as I can see, their numbers are rare, especially if you want to do anything more complex than plug the printer into a single PC.
Nor am I a stranger to printers that won’t work. I use Linux as my primary system, and know all to well that printing is a black art at the best of times. Even when the printer manufacturer says their printer will work with Linux (I’m looking squarely at you, Brother) more often than not, I’ve found that the printer will simply not print. Sure, the printer is visible. And I can get status reports from it. But print to it? Oh no, not on your life. Only the select few can print to it.
Today’s ordeal revolved around a printer networked to a small group of Windows 7 machines (crappy printing support isn’t just for Linux, kids). I tried so many work-arounds, and kludges, and fixes, that they swirl about in my brain, slowly growing into a hideous monstrosity. But despite all my efforts, the printer would not print. Sure, Windows could see the printer over the network, and select the appropriate drivers to install. But actually printing was an entirely separate matter. Something I could not do, much to my dismay.
I tried altering the network settings, and re-installing the printer drivers (more times than I can count, at present), and swapping cables, and ports—but none of it mattered, there was never any change. The printer remained a greyed-out ghost, taunting me. Mocking my technical impotence.
I am sure there is a simple explanation, and fix, for this particular problem, but it has crystalised my opinion of printers as evil beasts from the depths of hell, that will only work for those trained in the black arts. And that Windows has equally crappy printer support as Linux.
And now, I am going to find a printer, and beat it until it oozes toner.
Death to all printers!